Session 5 - "Bats and Baths"
Life, so it seems, gets both trippier and trickier when everyone's minds hit the Maelstrom (also when everyone blows their rolls).
Barbecue is getting properly drunk with Baby, Frog and the wounded Hooch in his house when a tiny voice seems to be chirping at the edge of his alcohol-addled consciousness. It's October's (who's trapped in a Burroughs-generated mindstorm, remember?) and apparently she needs help. Barbecue wants to know the best way in (read a situation: partial success) to get her, and his eyes fall on a forgotten Altoids-size box in his home. The box is filled with what appear to be dried-up eyeballs or mushrooms -- sorta a cross between the two. Hooch gets excited about the eyeball 'shrooms. "Oh yeah," he says. "We find 'em sometimes out on the trail and the woods. You take 'em and the trees start to look all funny. You'll see Jesus." And then Hooch grabs one and takes it (opening his brain: failure), losing himself in a picture-book world of his own imagination.
Burroughs still has his knife in Fleece's throat, and the man looks to be having his death gurgles. The Maelstrom in Fleece's brain is deliberating what to do, and Burroughs helps it along by shoving the accursed ring into Fleece's mouth (go aggro on the Maelstrom: full success) -- return to sender, if you will. The Maelstrom, which to Burroughs appears like a yellow miasma, does not like this one bit; no, not at all. "Why are you doing this to me?" it asks Burroughs, and the Brainer becomes incensed about the Maelstrom's forwardness. "We had a deal!" Burroughs yells, and the Maelstrom attempts to engulf him in a yellow cloud. Burroughs tries to place his finger on the Maelstrom's intentions (read a person: fail) but can only manage to stave off the attack by restarting the conversation. "Okay," he says as he begins to sever Fleece's head. "This deal is severed!" Clearly, the Maelstrom wants to revise the terms of this "deal," and Burroughs reluctantly gives it his best friend Jones for a 1 week trial basis, hoping that Jones is powerful enough to defeat the Maelstrom's encroachment. He then turns his knife on Fleece's cranium and messily extracts the brain inside.
Being pelted by psychic acid rain, October in her trance state sees a wind with claws and teeth attack the windmill that – in her mind – is Burroughs, and then it turns on her (read a situation: fail). Hooch enters his picture book psychic realm and sees Burroughs strangling a cat and October being assaulted by a rose bush. He draws himself a cartoon axe and tries to hack up the rose bush (Hx to help October's roll: fail). Since it's not working, he (read a situation: fail) decides to haul out an even bigger axe. It's up to October to get her own butt out of this assault by the Maelstrom, so she attacks the rosebush herself (go aggro: partial success) and it gives her what she thinks she wants -- a ring with a hacksaw inside of it. This turns out to be a real object!
So Barbecue takes his mushroom too (opens his brain: fail?) and suddenly the walls melt around him. He can see everyone and goes marching off in the direction where he thinks is where October is located. His mind lies, and his feet take him elsewhere. Barbecue tries to assess what's going on (read a situation: partial) and finds out the enemy he's most vulnerable to is himself. When he forces himself awake from the 'shroom trip (do something under fire: partial success), he finds himself looking down a cliff at Ol' Left-Eye, the giant steel-tusked boar. He looks it in the eye (read a person: success) and knows that it would be a tough beast to get rid of: cutting off its water supply would probably be the only way to defeat it. It begins to advance on him, and he realizes he's a good kilometer away from his holding … next to the haunted windmill (read a situation: partial) which turns out to be the best escape route from the boar as well. He bolts inside and clatters up the ladder, ol' Left-Eye on his tail. The unpleasant reality at the top of the ladder turns out to be a horde of bats, which descend upon him and begin to bite with their needly mouths (do something under fire: partial) as he throws himself up there.
Meanwhile, October figures out (read a situation: partial) that only with Dusk's help will she get out of this in one piece, as her real body is having some kind of seizure outside while Burroughs conducts his sick brain surgery just a few meters away. Dusk brings her out of her stupor in the nick of time, pulls her inside and draws a bath for her.
Hooch's crazy fantasy now reveals Burroughs, whose distorted real face he can see, holding a bowl of jello. He approaches the Brainer and propositions him: "Can we do that thing that we did earlier?" Burroughs can't see why not, so they have brain sex (unnatural lust transfixion: success) again. Since he knows the Maelstrom will be putting a piece of itself inside of Jones, Burroughs puts a "piece" of himself inside Hooch just to be safe. They have cartoonish sex, and Burroughs discovers Hooch suffers from a regular amount of bodily pain (i.e. low-level mercury poisoning) that he just considers to be part of daily existence. After they finish, Hooch's "avatar" is now wearing a top hat...
Barbecue lights one of his flares to scatter the bats (go aggro: success), which illuminates the windmill to reveal a rich Bayeux-esque illustration encircling the entire inside of the windmill interior. He sucks up his courage and descends to face the boar; he shoots it in the face until it leaves (go aggro: success). He then makes his way, covered in bat guano and bites, back to the 'hold.
Hooch wakes up in Barbecue's home and snoops around in his stuff. He discovers (read a person: partial) that Barbecue most treasures his cookware, subliminally meaning that he'd really rather have a space to domestically administrate separate from other ugly concerns (i.e., killing members of his own 'hold), so he wishes Hooch to continue to take care of the messy stuff.
After October has a bath, she emerges to find Burroughs in the front entry room, who notifies her of Fleece's demise in her garden -- the body ought to be buried, but not by him! He communicates a similar message to the returning Barbecue. They both notice him spiriting away a brain in one of October's flower pots. Barbecue gets to October's in his sorry state and she gives him a bath, though nothing transpires between the two (one gets the sense that she's not that into men in a romantic sense…?)
Hooch goes back to the Garage to find most of his gang there, and he tells Spice to "get started" with servicing his gang. He's off to find Barbecue, and if she's still "going" when he gets back, she's officially a member of the Trailjacks. He leaves; the gang members take down their pants and open up a keg. On the way to find Barbecue, he runs into Dusk, who tells him he's needed over at the Moulin Noir. "You good with a shovel?" she asks, and he takes offense that he would need to bury a body for Barbecue. She mentions having tea, which sets Hooch off against her snobbery -- they have a miscommunication that turns into a heated exchange of words. They both storm back to the Moulin Noir.
October tells Hooch upon arrival that there's a body to be buried, and Barbecue brushes the whole thing aside: "Let Spots and Jackbird bury the body. I need to talk to you, Hooch." They share mushrooms, and then talk about taking an expedition to the haunted windmill to look at the illustrations inside. Then Hooch off-handedly calls Dusk a "whore," and October goes off on Hooch about his disrespect of the services they provide besides sex at the Moulin Noir, namely: it's just not about sex, a topic with which Hooch obviously has a preoccupation. They agree that Dusk ought to leave Hooch alone, but a moment of tension is established between both their leadership styles and claims on pleasurable activity.
The final scene is between Burroughs and Jones, who is playing with an articulated rat skeleton. Burroughs warns against the voices that Jones may begin to hear, and the boy seems ambivalent. Burroughs turns to leave and tells him: "You have my support." Jones shrugs, and goes back to his rat skeleton.