So my package arrived with my very pretty DW hardback, backer supplements and t-shirt. Pack the book into my backpack to leaf through it on my break at work. Trip to work is cut unfortunately short due to vehicular collision.
With my bicycle.
I fly 10 feet and land shoulder first. After a quick check of all major joints, head and neck, as well as snagging info from the driver, I walk away from the accident no problem and get myself to the hospital. Alas, Canada. 7 hours later a doctor is able to give me a full physical run down after two look-overs by nurses, clean bill of health, nothing more significant than a bruise. Danger Defied, yo!
Anyway, on the bus home, I remember I have the DW hardback. Check to make sure it's fine (not a scratch), and then crack it open. Signed, "The sky god watches over you," and, "Take +1 forward vs Trucks." No kidding, on both counts. Thanks guys :D