Last night: TEH FINALE!!1
Sorrow's player wasn't able to make it until very late, so poor Proust (poor, poor Proust, oh woe) is basically in among the crazy slavers all by his lonesome. So he manages to convince Criner to ride out to Long Neck and demand tribute, with his whole gang.
By the way, I wish AW had a "they believe the lie" move. We were talking about this in play. There's no way to convince an NPC or another player. I mean, you can read a person and find out if they're lying, but there's nothing that sweetens the deal for believing what they say. Maybe nobody in AW trusts anyone by default, but how do I play a smooth talker without having to be one?
Anyway, so Proust ALSO convinces Criner that the slaves he got from Long Neck would probably gladly fight by his side if it gave them the chance to exact revenge. So his gang is bolstered by a good 40 people, all like fuck yeah let's kill those fuckers.
Back in Long Neck, Fleece has captured Baa, who knows way too much about Ozair and Iris' plans. Fleece tells Iris to scan his brain and find out the truth. Iris sees all the hate in Baa's soul, how he wants Proust to suffer, like, a lot. So she uses that info to spin a lie (another lie to sell) about how Baa is just trying to take revenge and mess everything up in Long Neck.
Iris goes and buys a fancy thing and gives it to Norvell in the hope that it will convince Norvell to take her back. And it does. No matter what the MC thinks.
So here's this big motorcade of death, rolling up on Long Neck, and Criner says to Proust, go and be my herald. So Proust rides up on his motorcycle, with Amalia riding behind him (if you picture that as looking totally hot, you're picturing it right). Just as he pulls up and takes in the situation, some jackass former follower of Sorrow gets antsy and starts shooting, and OMG it all just goes to shit. Proust tries to make a break for it, all "RRRRRRRR" on the motorcycle, but Amalia takes a hit and falls off, so he has to turn around and go back for her. And there he is, in the middle of a fucking battle, crouched behind some old industrial A/C unit.
Iris is up in one of the towers with Norvell and Fleece, and she unleashes some fuckery on those who would try to storm the tower. Let's just say when you try to climb up the ladder, you put yourself and your fingers and eyes in a very scalpely position.
Proust sees that Amalia is fucking dying! Dying! So he can't just sit out the battle. He grabs her, throws her over his shoulder and charges toward the wall, toward the only medic he knows, inside Long Neck. He gets shot up a bit but manages to get through a weak point during the fighting, where Joe's Girl finds him, and just as Ozair shows up and does his neat Angel-style healing.
Ozair tells Proust that both leaders need to die or this is all for nothing, so Proust heads back toward the battle. Criner is at the foot of the tower where Fleece is entrenched, and Ozair fires a couple pot shots at Criner so Proust can sneak around and flank.
Sorrow's player shows up at just the right time and makes his move, frenzying his loyal followers to deliver Fleece unto him! Proust jumps out of cover and tries to blast Criner, but Criner ducks inside a tent.
Ozair fires up the robot and tries to go after Criner, but Isle, Criner's #2, jumps onto the robot and is all hacking at Ozair with a big knife. Proust says fuck it and charges into the tent, guns a blazing. Criner jumps him and they struggle, but Proust manages to shoot Criner dead.
At this point, with both hardholders dead, Proust marks experience and chooses his sixth move: a new playbook. He becomes the new hardholder of Criner's old place with Amalia as his queen, or something like that.
When Fleece, Norvell and Iris are captured, Iris says "fuck this shit" and fights her way out with Norvell. They end up roaming the wasteland happily ever after.
Ozair leaves Long Neck in the hands of Sorrow and joins Proust at his new hardhold to help make it a functional, non-slavey kind of place.
THE END!