AARGH!
There is a chittering shriek of rage, and a sorrow-spider launches itself from the remnants of the box! You stagger about the room, trying desperately to tug it free from your hair, while its mandibles snap and its legs dig into your scalp. Finally you cut it free and stamp it into green goo. You have sustained considerable damage both to your scalp and your dignity.
You were unlucky. Better luck next time...
Persuasive is dropping...
Wounds is increasing... (I think this increased more than a little)
You've lost 1 x A Nearly Unwrapped Cat?